🗽 NYC Nightlife

How to Get Into Exclusive NYC Clubs

The door is a conversion funnel. You win with preparation, not luck.

The 5 Rules

  1. Timing: Early arrivals and very late arrivals outperform peak-hour arrivals.
  2. Group composition: Balanced, confident groups do better than chaotic large packs.
  3. Dress: Nightclub-smart, no athletic energy.
  4. Backup venues: Always have 2 nearby options.
  5. Table math: If split 4–6 ways, table cost can outperform repeated cover + wait losses.

Common Mistake

People optimize for hype, not entry probability. Build your night around success rate.

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